I Hate Florida

"JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!" (jqj213) 04/10/2014 at 15:44 • Filed to: Florida, Help me, hate it, bro, bro truck, lift

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So some kid daily drives this thing to school. No parking pass. And more importantly, no license plate. Can I report this piece of junk? Why would you daily drive this? Why is my civilized mainly retirement town full of damn rednecks? I promise more pics tomorrow.

thebigbossyboss > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:45

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How is it legal to drive without liscense plates?

Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:48

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You should go to college/get a permanent career outside of Florida.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:50

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Yes you can call the police and tell them exactly where he'll be.

Whether they go for an easy to write ticket/freebie or not is up to them.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > thebigbossyboss 04/10/2014 at 15:52

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It isn't. At all. Which is why I want to get him off the road. He drives like a bro (read: asshole) and shouldn't even be bringing the thing to school because he has no parking pass!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Brian Silvestro 04/10/2014 at 15:52

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I am already so far ahead of you! I will be hopefully leaving ASAP!

Nibby > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:52

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Brian Silvestro > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:53

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Good man!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 04/10/2014 at 15:53

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I really want to. He is a menace on the roads too. He never signals during lane changes and drives like a dick. But at least it isn't a diesel and doesn't roll coal (like all the other trucks in my school; but thats another rant)

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:53

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There is a high schooler around me that drives a Ford bro truck. He races everyone at stop lights and roals coal. Not fun

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Alex B 04/10/2014 at 15:54

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Im just glad this guy doesn't have a diesel so he can't roll any! Still an idiot though

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:54

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well it's harder to predict where he'll be for moving violations, but I'm sure you could inform the local PD about the opportunity for a freebie ticket to write.

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:55

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Oh, good. The one around me has big turbo diesel stickers advertising such. That makes it worse.

EL_ULY > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:55

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If that's what the dude like buddy. I sure as heck don't like it lol. But it surely doesn't have anything to do with how civilized someone is or class. I own a 4x4 Chevy truck (use to work in construction) but I also have my little e36 and A6. If that's what he is into then hey, fine with me. Life is a lot better when this soft of thing doesn't bother you. It's hard, but it is possible :]

Drive Free or Die... yes, bro trucks included :]

Telumektar > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 15:56

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I think you can find the answer in a film called Cocaine Cowboys. It explains how much and how fast Miami and the whole State changed in from the 70's to the 80's, from retiree's paradise to whack-town.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Telumektar 04/10/2014 at 15:59

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Thats a cool looking movie. Will have to watch it this weekend!

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Alex B 04/10/2014 at 15:59

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Nearly all the other trucks do it though... but I guess this can be a slight victory

KMarino > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 16:01

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If he has no parking pass, you can report it to your school too. Should be some sort of fine system in place if you pay for parking passes. Although depending on how big your school is, he might know who called it in.

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 16:02

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Yeah, slight. Do you think he ever does anything useful with it? Or does he just drive it on Paved roads 100% of the time?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > KMarino 04/10/2014 at 16:09

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They have a $25 ticket for each day.. but I doubt the security guard could even reach to get it on the windshield! Plus, for the same reason, I don't think they know since they can't easily see the windshield. But the no plate should be a big red flag.

And I don't know who drives it, but it does scare me since Im sure i know a guy who knows a guy who is his friend so...

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Alex B 04/10/2014 at 16:11

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You can't see it here, but he has those really cheap (and useless offroad) chrome rims on it. The truck always looks really clean. I don't think it ever sees mud.

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 16:38

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Douche Alert!

Small Dick syndrome is why Bro trucks like this one happens.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 17:08

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I had a friend in high school with a Duramax with an 8" lift. He had a tag. He had a parking pass, but the school truency officer couldn't see it, so he kept in the wheel well.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 17:10

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Just call the cops - tell them where you go to school, and list out all the things this idiot does that is illegal/wrong/dangerous. It's a bunch of easy tickets for them, and if they care at all about the safety of the community, they'd come by before/after school and write the idiot up.

In fact, it'd be hilarious to see a tool like this being pulled over right outside the school in the morning, with all the other kids arriving and witnessing him getting the book thrown at him. Might teach him a lesson on staying under the radar a little bit.

Alex B > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 17:13

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That's worse than Land Rovers (or any SUV with off road capabilities) never seeing off road.

XJDano > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 19:00

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Te for the frontcheck for front plates. In MO trucks ¾ ton & up only get 1 plaT

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 19:58

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My dad's Silverado is lifted, but it isn't that high and ridiculous. He also doesn't drive like a dick. Break the stereotype!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 04/10/2014 at 21:01

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Better yet…walk up to him when he's stopped and just push the damn thing over.

Eazy-O > EL_ULY 04/11/2014 at 06:18

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Amen. :) There's a thread a few posts up about AMG exhausts and how they're not loud enough. Pretty sure even the bog standard AMG is too loud and a menace to society in an actual retiree's town. But most of us on here would love seeing/driving one.

No plate on the truck, though... I ain't down with that.

EL_ULY > Eazy-O 04/14/2014 at 14:21

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yes sir. I work at a Volvo, Lotus, Aston, and Mercedes dealer that is also across the street from a Jag dealer. The things I hear everyday you awesome peeps would enjoy :]

No plate thoug isn't cool, we can all agree to it :]